The Vagina Monologues

When talking to the kids about certain body parts I really try to use the real terminology and not nicknames and such (just like the books say I'm supposed to). I guess Matthew's been half-listening to me, as last night he asked his father to put powder on his "vagina". LOL. So obviously he's only been half-listening to what I've been saying cuz he's unaware that he doesn't have one of those. Then he started talking about vaginas for about 2 minutes. I have this funny feeling that it's gonna be MY kid in the school yard telling all the other kids "Boys have penises. Girls have vaginas". That and teaching them all the swear words. Oh I'm gonna be popular with the other Moms when he hits school!