Grounded

Well folks, my little boy has hit another milestone; he's grounded for the rest of the night from the TV for pushing his sister into the wall unit after I told him many times to stop pushing and stop playing rough. He gets no movies, no Thomas the Tank Engine shows, and no Treehouse TV. So far it's going well. But he also fell asleep on the couch 15 minutes ago and hasn't had time to get too bored yet. Wish us luck. Actually wish Chris luck, cuz I'm going to work and won't have to put up with it.

My new name is...

Butmommy!

Butmommy...I want to watch a movie.
Butmommy...Daddy said I could.
Butmommy...Maya was finished playing with it so it's my turn.
Butmommy...I already peed 2 times today. I'm all done.
Butmommy...it's not bedtime, the moon's not out.
Butmommy...I only want ice-cream for dinner.
Butmommy...I only want ice-cream for breakfast.

You get the picture.

Nudy-patooty

It turns out Maya has no use for clothes. Well, mostly her diaper. Unless you put a pair of pants or shorts on her she yanks the diaper off and runs around the house, waving it in the air and laughing. Yeah it's funny...til she pees on the floor. So if we put her in a dress, we now have to TAPE her diaper shut!

And you thought there were only 1001 uses for ductape huh?