Toilet paper and Kleenex make great gifts

You know, you try to provide the best you possibly can for your kids and it's all for not. We have tons of books and educational toys here, as well as teaching DVD's and learning games on the computer. What does Maya love to play with? The damn toilet paper roll! If one of us forgets to close the bathroom door, she toddles in there (unbeknownst to us lazy buggers who are laying on the couch watching TV) and starts unravelling all the toilet paper like she's a bloody cat! Oh and Kleenex boxes are also an endless source of amusement for her. Not just pulling out the tissues one by one, but also tearing each tissue up into tiny little pieces and leaving a trail behind her wherever she goes. Aaaarrrggghhh! So I think that's all that I'll suggest anyone get her for her upcoming first birthday. Don't waste your money on 2 or 3-ply facial tissues or anything with lotion it, and forget about quilted soft cashmere "bathroom tissue" cuz it won't be used for its intended purpose. For added fun, just wrap each roll of toilet paper individually cuz I forgot to mention she also loves the crinkling sound of wrapping paper.