Always strive to be #1

I convinced Matthew to sit on the potty, but after 1 nano-second he said "It's not coming" and got off the potty. I told him to get back on, count to 10 and if nothing was coming then he could get off. OK, he sits back down and we start counting. "One, two, three..." then he cheats and skips a few, "...seven, eight, nine, ten!" He gets down. "I WON!!!!". Huh? I didn't even know this was a competition here.

Then in a great display of sportsmanship, and I guess to rub it in, he asks "Are you pit off Mommy?". Yes it was a swearword, and yes I'm ashamed of us for ever using it around him, and yes it was hard not to laugh when he said it.