Should wash my mouth out with soap

I'm having difficulty controlling the potty mouth, and it seems that having a nearly-3-yr-old to model for isn't much of an incentive to stop it I'm afraid. My poor use of the English language rears its ugly head whenever the phone rings; "Ah fuck!". OK I really am ashamed of myself, but you see people seem to have radar and only call when I'm feeding the baby, changing a diaper, or stuck on the floor with a baby beneath me and a toddler jumping on top of me. Oh and I never remember to bring the cordless with me, hence "fuck!". So you see it's not just because people had to choose that exact second to phone, but also because dammit! I forgot to bring the phone with me again! Still no excuse. Well now my precious Baby Shmear has picked it up. We were all playing in Mommy and Daddy's room last weekend when the phone rang. And a squeaky voice instantly shot out "Ah fuck!". Oops!

Mommy's Shit List Update: Matthew pooped on the potty!!!!! Woohoo! He held it in the whole next day however so I'm not looking forward to him releasing it. Ugh!