You can dress her up but you can't take her out
Today was Maya's appointment for her first set of needles. Of course she got hungry in the waiting room so I gave her a bottle. She chugged it down, but kept smiling at me and trying to talk with her mouth full, so the formula kept dribbling down her chin and she got the top part of her shirt nearly soaked. Then we're called into the doctor's office to get her needles. Maya with her sick sense of humour and impeccable timing decided this was the perfect time to unload the mother of all poops! Blah! Good thing I remembered the diaper bag this time (I tend to forget it for every doctor's appointment). Never have I changed a diaper so darn fast; I was sweating buckets trying to get it done before the doctor came back in. No such luck; he caught her with her pants down! But it worked out OK I suppose since she had to get weighed anyways so she was already half-stripped.
She's up to 11 lbs 12oz. I didn't pay attention to how big her head is (really who cares anyways!), and the doctor never checks their height so I don't know that one either. I could try to measure her here but she's too wiggly and thinks it's funny to be uncooperative.
In the "Mommy's D'oh!" department, I narrowly escaped a $20 parking ticket while at the doctor's office. I seemed to have missed the bright yellow parking meters and huge signs posted all over the parking lot (there was even one on the pole right in front of my car). Just as the attendant was writing me up I walked up to her and confessed my boobery and was waiting for her to hand me the ticket; she said I was really lucky cuz she hadn't pressed the print button on her machine yet and she let me go. Wow! I didn't know they could do that! In my defense though I've been going to this doctor since I was 8 years old and they've just installed these meters within the last 2 months so I totally wasn't expecting it and admittedly was on auto-pilot and not paying attention. This would explain why there were so many available spots in the parking lot today.
She's up to 11 lbs 12oz. I didn't pay attention to how big her head is (really who cares anyways!), and the doctor never checks their height so I don't know that one either. I could try to measure her here but she's too wiggly and thinks it's funny to be uncooperative.
In the "Mommy's D'oh!" department, I narrowly escaped a $20 parking ticket while at the doctor's office. I seemed to have missed the bright yellow parking meters and huge signs posted all over the parking lot (there was even one on the pole right in front of my car). Just as the attendant was writing me up I walked up to her and confessed my boobery and was waiting for her to hand me the ticket; she said I was really lucky cuz she hadn't pressed the print button on her machine yet and she let me go. Wow! I didn't know they could do that! In my defense though I've been going to this doctor since I was 8 years old and they've just installed these meters within the last 2 months so I totally wasn't expecting it and admittedly was on auto-pilot and not paying attention. This would explain why there were so many available spots in the parking lot today.
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