Finally figured out the Cuddly Wrap!!!!

OK I bought this thing intending on using it to breastfeed but alas, "the girls" are broken and that didn't work. Still I planned on using it to lug Maya around so I can get some work done, play with Matthew, and still keep her happily close to Mommy; Matthew was a big Mommy-suckybaby so I just assumed Maya would be too and yup, she is! Well this contraption is like 50ft of fabric you wrap around yourself a certain way and stick the baby in it and they stay put. And despite my ability to read English I haven't been able how to follow these instructions to use the damn thing. And my "friend" Miranda has been laughing at me for it (bitch! LOL). Well today I figured it out! Woohoo! And I put Maya in it and she didn't fall out! However I didn't really get to test it cuz she decided she was exhausted just as I picked her up to put her in it and screamed her head off. I'll try again once she's awake. Here's what the wrap looks like.

http://www.peapodcreations.ca/howto.html

Try doing this thing up when you're exhausted, only on your 5th cup of coffee for the day, and the baby is crying cuz you're not holding her or cuz she's not sitting upright and can't see while you're trying to wrap this thing around you. Ugh! But at least I got to use it once before she went to college.