I always knew boys were gross

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of. But wait, they forgot bug guts and boogers!

My little guy is getting really gross. His new thing now is whenever he sees a spider, he must squish it...with his bare hands! Blah! Now don't take this to mean that I'm afraid of spiders because I'm not. What grosses me out is the thought of spider guts all over his hands, and worse, him licking the spider guts off before I have a chance to wash them off. Eeeewwww! So we're now calling him "Matthew the Spider Slayer". He also apparently squashes other bugs too, like ants. He'll stomp on them on the sidewalks and shout out "eeewww!".

And then this morning I was trying to retrieve a rather large blockage from his nostril (read booger) and he wouldn't let me do it. He backs up, and crams his own finger up his nose. Alright, let him do the dirty work himself, I think to myself. Then he must show me what he dug up. But when I told him to get it away from me, he started waving it in my face and the booger flew off the finger into my lap somewhere and I was searching desperately for this thing to put it in the garbage and all the while he's laughing his head off at me!

I was right when I was 6 years old; boys are yucky!