Argument with a 3rd old, that I lost

Scene: Matthew's eating Shrek Pasta and I'm in kitchen cleaning up.

HIM: BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!
ME: Matthew stop banging that god damn fork on the table. I already told you 4 times!
HIM: This is not a folk!!!

I looked, and yup, it was a spoon. We laughed uncontrollably for a min or two. He then added:

HIM: This is a GOD DAMN spoon!!!

We laughed even harder.