Stefi the retard

Potty mouths in the house unite. We know we should watch what we say, but we're passionate people and we like to litter our sentences with powerful and colorful words. So my son was at him babcia's (my mom's) house playing with Stefi (my 18 year old sister) when apparently she did something that he didn't agree with. I got a phone call almost immediately from my distraught sister "Do you know what your son just did??", I'm always curious when phone conversation start with statements like that;

"HE CALLED ME A RETARD!" she yelled out.

After I got a hold of myself and wiped the tears of laughter from my eyes I inquired as to why he would say that to her. She explained that she had taken something from him he wasn't using but was planning on using at some point in the near future. So when she took it, it was open season on stefi... the retard.