Huge wiener

I was sitting on the edge of the bed getting dressed. Our bed is really high off the floor so when Matthew RAN into the room and stopped about 2 feet in front of me, his eyes were at a very uncomfortable elevation. He utters: "Wow Daddy! You have a really big wiener!" to which I could only reply "Thanks buddy". He followed with "I have a little wiener, look!" And he pulls his pants down and flashes me.

A week after that. He's on the change table after his bath getting lotion applied to his self. He reaches down and starts playing with his nut sac. A confused look comes over his face "Daddy there's a ball inside me" he muttered as he squeezed his left testicle with his fingers. At this point I decided to tell him "That's your testicle buddy. You have two actually, can you find the other one?" So he went searching. And found it. "Daddy Daddy Daddy, I have 3 testicles!" Well no, actually he only has two, but his counts are ALWAYS off by 1 or 2 numbers (see cleaning brushes video)