3 terds = 3 eggs

Back before he was potty trained, we tried everything to get him to crap on the toilet. Nothing really worked. He just decided one day that he was done crapping his pants and we haven't looked back since. Looking back now, I remember the one time, he tried to con us. We were giving him Kinder Surprise eggs as rewards for successfully producing a coil in the toilet. Well one time he did just that. But it broke into 3 smaller pieces when it hit the water. After he got up he looked down and said "WOW! 3 terds.... I get 3 eggs!" and he was so happy. For the rest of that day he demanded 3 eggs. We didn't even have one in-stock since we were loosing the potty battle that week. So all day it was "Daddy we should go out and get 3 eggs". Eventually we did go out. And we did get 3 eggs. But he was only allowed to have 1. He was appeased.