Welcome to Baby Rumble II

First we introduce the contenders:

In the Red Gettup: Riley In the Blue Gettup: Matthew

Although banned from competitive competition back in April of 2004, Matthew Logan altered his identity and was able to sneak back into the world of competitive competition. Under his new alias “Lurch” he hopes to take the title from which he was wrongfully disqualified.

ROUND 1

A polite introduction

“Fighters, take your marks”

We begin with some girlish biting

and hair pulling

Riley taps out and the round is over

ROUND 2

Matthew begins with a flying elbow to the

ass. Unsure how to take the assault Riley

ponders to himself: Pleasure? or Pain?

Despite having liked the previous attack,

Riley is here to win so he executes the single

nostril booger lock. A move so destructive it

was banned in the WWF.

Still hazy from the booger lock Matthew

returns fire with a forehead bitch slap

This makes his opponent dizzy

The opportunist then begins the scale

the motionless lump of meat in a attempt

to end the match early with a pin down

But in a fast move Riley grabs the attackers

umbilical tether and tried to tug it loose

But alas it is too late. Showing off his

incredible upper body mobility Matthew

is able to make the pin

After a fast 3 count, the match is over.

In the end the title was given back to Matthew Logan. Drug and formula testing concluded that there was too much banana is his diet but it was not deemed to be performance enhancing banana. The title stood. Matthew’s small frame and incredible mobility made this match a sure thing in his favour. His opponent was clumsy, slow and too top heavy to put up a good fight. A rematch has already been scheduled for late January. Hopefully with some more training and sitting practice these titans can clash again, and this time, while standing.