RULE 1 – You don’t talk about Baby Fight

RULE 2 – You don’t talk about Baby Fight

RULE 3 – You have to fight

Here we go...

Opponents assume Karate like stances

Hairy winds up and throws the 1^st punch

while Torpedo is distracted asking the

referee for a diaper change

Hairy’s A.D.D. kicks in and his attention

it drawn away by a baba. Torpedo winds

one up and lands it right on the kisser

Both opponents are showing signs of

intense fatigue. The ref sounds the bell

and nap time is called.

Intense shoving starts this round.

The nap was not long enough and

both opponents seem crusty

After 3 minutes of exchanging bitch slaps,

shoving resumes at a furious pace

With mere seconds remaining in this round

Hairy cold-cocks torpedo in the side of the

head and the round is over.

Still a little groggy from the last round

Torpedo doesn’t waste anytime and

goes in for the full-fist forehead uppercut

The mighty blow knocks his opponent

unconscious and Torpedo crawls away

the victor. It was later discovered that the

final blow indeed did nothing as Hairy had

fallen asleep prior to contact.

And still King Of The Jungle

Matthew “Torpedo” Logan

FINAL NOTE:

It was later discovered that Torpedo was in fact cheating by taking performance enhancing formula. Similac Advance has been known to enhance both strength and stamina with it’s fortified iron, omega 3 & 6 additives. The title was stripped from Matthew and he has received a life time ban from the sport of baby fighting. Appeals have been filed but will likely lead nowhere.

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