|
Matthew |
Benny |
|
Strengths: Daddy's
Man Hands, great for plowing thru blockages |
Strengths: Small
delicate fingers ideal for crevice work |
|
Weakness: Too
large to get the really good ones hiding deep within |
Weakness: Needs
mechanical assistance from the really crusty ones |
|
Elvis |
Mavis |
|
Strengths: The
King of Rock and Roll |
Strengths: Prince
to the family Empire |
|
Weakness: Died
while taking a crap |
Weakness: His
crap only smells like something died |
|
007 |
0011˝
Months |
|
Strengths: HSS Spy. Great
with weapons and gadgets |
Strengths: Curious
like a cat, loves to chew on daddy’s gadgets and expensive toys |
|
Weakness: Too
well known for delicate undercover work |
Weakness: Doesn’t
like being put undercover, prefers to sleep onto of them with ass in air |
|
Mr.
Incredible |
Mr.
Irritable |
|
Strengths: Superhuman
strength, photorealistic rendering |
Strengths: Evokes
the powers of guilt and pity at will |
|
Weakness: None |
Weakness: Frequent
diaper changes required |
|
Bruce
Banner AKA: Hulk |
Baby
Bulk |
|
Strengths: Ability
to turn into 10ft tall super hero |
Strengths: Ability
to turn white, water-soluble formula into brown goo
like substance |
|
Weakness: Needs
to stay angry to prolong super powers |
Weakness: Constantly
falling asleep during feedings |
|
Ludwig
Von Beethoven |
Matthew
Von Logan |
|
Strengths: One of
the greatest musical talents in history |
Strengths: One of
the youngest |
|
Weakness: Dead |
Weakness: Tendency
to shrivel up in prolonged water exposure |
|
The
Michelin Man |
Stay-Puffed |
|
Strengths: Nationally
recognized icon |
Strengths: Very
popular web page |
|
Weakness: Smells
like rubber |
Weakness: Smells like
Similac Phase 1 (Made from rubber) |
|
Bono |
Baby
Bono |
|
Strengths: Famous
Musician |
Strengths: Gets
more chicks than a rock star |
|
Weakness: Too
opinionated |
Weakness: Problem
forming sentences |
|
Dr.
Evil |
Baby
Evil |
|
Strengths: Highly
motivated criminal mastermind with aspirations for world domination |
Strengths: Motivational
speaker, gets other to do his bidding |
|
Weakness: Bald as
a baby’s butt |
Weakness: Bald
like his own butt |
|
Santa
Claus |
Chris’
Cringle |
|
Strengths: Beloved
by children world wide |
Strengths: Beloved
by Santa |
|
Weakness: Lazy,
only works 1 day per year |
Weakness: Extremely
lazy, insists on being carried everywhere |
|
Ice T |
Baby T |
|
Strengths: Black |
Strengths: White |
|
Weakness: Potty
mouth |
Weakness: No
potty training what so ever |
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