At 3:11pm on the afternoon of February 12, 2004, Matthew Logan “Torpedo” was born. He weighed in at 7lb and 6oz and stretched out to 20” in length. Mommy, Daddy and Baby were discharged at 12:05pm on Monday February 16, 2004. We are now home and loving every minute of it.

Technical Specifications:

Full Legal Name	Matthew Logan
Eye Colour	Brown Blue
Hair Colour	Brown Bimbo Blonde
Digits per extremity	5
Astrological Sign	Aquarius
Birth Height	1’ 8”
Height	2’ 8”
Birth Weight	7lb 6oz
Current Weight	24lbs
Gender	Male
Nicknames (In order)	Torpedo BooBoo Parasite Cutie Gobbles Jellybean Buddy Stinky Bubbles Lil Asshole Shit Kicker Freddie Kruger ShittyShitty BangBang
Current theories	If I stand on that I can reach the stuff on top!
Daddy’s “D’oh!”	Plummet from change table
Mommy’s “D’oh!”	Plummet from change table (we were both there)
Talent 1	Fake coughing for attention
Talent 2	Pirouettes in the jolly-jumper
Talent 3	Thumb/finger/fist/elbow assisted solid food swallowing
Rejected Boy Names	Neberchadnezer Yuri Yeager Xavier Vesuvious Vladamire Olaf Vito Quinby Ziggy Zaton Yama Waldo Yosemite Yogi Wally Merk Homer Wenceslaus Wigum Quasimodo

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We here would like to thank everyone that helped us get through this. All the gifts and best wishes were very much appreciated.

- Chris & Chrissy & Matthew

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