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Shmear
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Blogs and Site Traffic
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DADDY's
BLOG
Our day to day weblog of life with Matthew and Maya.
In 10 - 15 years this record will be
a nice reminded of why we shouldn't send them off to military school. |
MOMMY's
BLOG
Same as Daddy's but only written in the word of mommy. Not as
good as Daddy's but it's neat to hear it from that side of
the table too. |
SITE HITS
With the help of Web stats tracking, you can now see where this page
has been viewed from and how far the world wide web actually reaches. |
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Baby Information and Special Features |
MAYA
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INFORMATION PAGE
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01/26/05 >
Contains all relevant baby related data. Our information
center if you will. If you need to know it, this is where it will be. You
can also find our email address here. |
MATTHEW
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PUBLIC RELATIONS
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UPDATED 03/18/04 >
Meet the people. If you've seen the baby,
we've probably taken a picture of it. If however there are no pictures
of you with the baby please call for an appointment ASAP and a photo
session will be arranged |
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HIGH FASHION
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UPDATED 10/02/06 >
A plethora of baby styles, colours and wardrobe disasters.
A list of what's hot and what's not. |
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VIDEO PEEP SHOW
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UPDATED 08/13/06 >
Playing with capturing a ton of video to the Hard
Drive. So here are a few REALLY Low-Res captures for all to enjoy. The
file sizes will be kept below 10MB to allow all to see them. |
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KIDS CAM
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UPDATED 08/13/06 >
For Christmas 2007 matthew was given a Little Tikes camera. These are the imges he and his sister have captured with said device.
UPDATE: The children have lost or hidden their camera,
for now future updates are impossible. |
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| MATTHEW ONLY SECTION |
TRAUMA CENTRE
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UPDATED 10/02/06 >
A collection of photos that will no doubt be discussed
with a therapist years from now. Here you can also see Phobias as they
are first shaped on baby's frail developing psyche. (We're
sorry in advance) |
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DARE TO COMPARE
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UPDATED 12/04/05 >
Does Matthew hold his own against some of the most
significant people around? You be the judge. |
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BABY RUMBLE I
In the
spirit of a good old-fashioned cock fight, we decided to take our baby
to his newest friends house and pit the babies against each other in
a grueling battle to the sleep. |
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BABY RUMBLE II
With
no association to or with the Ultimate Fighting Championship we present
the second Baby Fight. This time we took it outside where we wouldn't
have to clean up the blood stains. Two rounds of pure brute force. |
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BABY RUMBLE III
Currently in post-post production, this is the most brutal disregard for a child's welfare we have ever witnessed and allowed to take place while we photographed. |
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| Main Image Galleries |
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   MATTHEW - ONLY:
In
the hospital, 1st Time Home
YEAR 1: MONTH: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10,
11, 12
YEAR 2: MONTH: 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,
24
YEAR 3: MONTH: 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36 |
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MAYA - ONLY:
In the hospital, 1st
Time Home
YEAR 1: MONTH: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08 |
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  COMBINED
GALLERY - BOTH KIDS:
YEAR: 2007 MONTH: 01,
02, 03, 04, 05, 06,
07, 08,
09, 10, 11, 12
YEAR: 2008 MONTH: 01,
02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12
YEAR: 2009 MONTH: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12 |
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Disclaimer 1a:
This is a site dedicated to my baby son
Matthew and his new sister Maya. My babies are a hoot, and I am posting
baby pictures on my baby's site. This is my first (and second) baby
and everyone asks: will I do as much for my second baby and I say yes,
my second baby will also have a baby site where I will post all his baby
pictures (This was written a while back, I don't have the time to have
2 site, so one master site is what we have). It's all about baby
pictures. I love to take baby pictures with my Canon 20D. Baby baby baby
baby, that's all this is for/about. This site = baby, babies and
pictures. If you'd like to know why I've said baby babies and
pictures so many times, you might want to read my Feb 15 2004 post about
baby pictures on the baby site and why it's important for me to say/write
baby and babies and baby pictures so many times. Baby steps are required
to prevent pictures of babies being developed poorly. So go, have a baby,
take some pictures, and host your own baby site with lots and lots of pictures
of your own beautiful baby on it's own baby site about it and other
babies. Go baby go! |
Disclaimer 1b:
Due to the fact that I am NOT a web designer
and that this entire webpage was made using Microsoft Word, the images
tend to load really really really slowly. Your browser will display that
the page is complete yet the images are not visible, this is because I
am NOT a web designer. Further more I am NOT a Photoshop User. I tinker.
If you see any “attempted” Photoshop image it means I've
read at least that chapter of my 900+ page Photoshop book. So to summarize:
(1) Not a web designer (2) Not a Photoshop user. Enjoy the images. UPDATE TO DISCLAIMER: Times
sure have changed. I am now proficient in Photoshop and web design. Thanks
in many parts to Total Training, they make a lot of great tutorial DVDs.
That's all, enjoy the site. |
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